Dear Web Editor of ComedyhACT…

Why in Gods name are you featuring the comedian Emo Parsonson on your website? It beggers belief . You only need look at his stupid eyebrow to know he is a tw@t! If you have any sense you will cut him loose. Yours faithfully, Rum Willis.

Emo will be performing at the civic pub on 2 September – Looking forward to Tom and his easel…actually mainly just his easel. It is made from huon pine and the rarest brass hinges in the southern canberra.

I’ll be competing in the Green Faces Final on Thursday September 3 at the Irish Club. Come on down and show some support.